We build it and put it live
A finished one-page website for a small business, published on your own web address. You look at the whole thing before you pay a penny.
Most software never reaches anyone who could pay for it. Not because it was badly built — because it never got done. That’s the whole problem this company works on.
Two kinds of thing on the shelf: websites we build and put live for you, and kits for people building their own software with AI agents. Everything is finished before it’s sold.
I ran this on my own operation expecting to feel fine about it. Eighteen percent of my changes reached anywhere a customer could get to. Half went into my own tooling. The product actually meant to earn money got three percent.
None of those days felt wasted at the time. That’s the trap, and it’s why everything below exists — each one closes a specific gap between having built something and someone being able to buy it.
No retainers, no discovery phase, no proposal deck. Everything here is either already built and downloadable, or a fixed price with a stated turnaround. You know what you’re paying and what arrives before you pay it.
A finished one-page website for a small business, published on your own web address. You look at the whole thing before you pay a penny.
Kits for people building software with AI agents. The instructions, the checks and the worked examples — downloaded the second you pay.
Buy a website and the files are yours, in a form any other developer can pick up. No lock-in, no hostage domain, no cancellation maze.
Each buy path was tested on 7 August 2026 — the page loads, the card page opens, and the thing arrives. Nothing is listed that I can’t hand over.
A finished one-page website for your business, published on the web address you already own. You see the entire thing first — every word, on your phone — and pay only if you want it live. Full refund within 14 days.
Not taking orders right now — back when delivery is automatic.Strip the model’s voice out of anything a customer reads. The word list, the structural tells, and the check that catches copy promising something your product doesn’t do yet.
Buy it →Real prices, real fees, and the nineteen claims that fell apart under checking. Storefront fees worked out properly, on a $29 sale and a $749 one.
Buy it →See the feature before your agent writes a line of it. Two skills your agent picks up on its own — one writes the plain-English card, one turns it into a page you can click.
Buy it →Everything above, plus the habits that keep a project shipping. The Build Card Kit in full, the copy kit, and the shipping discipline that stops work drifting away from customers.
Buy it →This exact storefront, the checkout behind it, and the research that set the prices. One catalog file driving the shop page, a landing page per product, and the payment session.
Buy it →I’m Joe. CraniusMaximus is a limited company in Columbia, Missouri, and it is me and a lot of machinery — no team page, no stock photos of people pointing at a whiteboard.
Everything sold here started as something I needed. I kept building software that never reached a customer, measured how bad it was, and the measurement turned into products. The kits are the checks I run on my own work. The websites are the thing I got good at while trying to sell the kits.
That means the honest limits are stated up front. I’m one person, so a job has a queue. I don’t promise you customers or search rankings, because nobody can. And if something I sold you doesn’t work, you get a real reply from me, not a ticket number.
Depends what you bought, and both answers are on the page before you pay. Downloads are final sale — the files arrive the moment the payment clears and can’t be handed back. A website is refundable in full for 14 days, no explanation needed; I take it down and you keep the files.
I do, with a lot of automation. There is no team, no offshore studio and no subcontractor. If that’s a problem for you it’s better known now than later.
No, and I’ve gone out of my way to make leaving easy. Buy a website and you get the files in a form any developer can use — a WordPress theme, or plain files you can host anywhere free. Your domain stays registered in your name the whole time. I never hold it.
The monthly plan cancels whenever you like and the site stays yours.
I don’t know, and neither does anyone who tells you otherwise. I’ll build you something that works properly on a phone and says what you do. Whether people then buy is down to your business, not your website.
Never. Payment happens on Stripe’s own page. I see that you paid, your email, and what you bought — not your card number. I don’t want it and I don’t keep it.
If I emailed you out of the blue, from public listings — map entries, directories, chambers of commerce, local press. I don’t buy contact lists. Reply “no thanks” to anything and you’re off for good. The full detail is in the privacy notice.
Email me and I’ll fix it or refund it. The downloads are tested on every change — 71 automated checks covering whether the right files go in the box and whether an unpaid session can pull one out — but tests aren’t a guarantee, and a person is faster than an argument.
The page exists before you buy it, so “live” is usually the same day and always within one working day. Changes after that are part of the monthly plan — you email, I edit.
There’s no contact form here because a form is just an email with extra steps and a worse chance of reaching me. Write or call, and say what you’re trying to get done.