These terms cover buying a website from CraniusMaximus LLC ("we", "us"). By paying, you agree to them. If something here doesn't work for you, email us before you pay and we'll either sort it out or leave you alone.
A one-page website, built for your business, published on a web address you control.
"Changes you ask for" means edits to the words, prices, hours, photos and contact details on your page — the sort of thing you'd email over. It doesn't mean building new pages, an online shop, a booking system, or a redesign. We'll quote separately for those, and we'll tell you before doing any work you'd be charged for.
We're selling you a website, not an outcome. We don't promise customers, sales, phone calls, search rankings, or any particular position on Google. Nobody honestly can, and anyone who does is guessing.
We aim to keep your site online and reachable, but we don't guarantee it will never be down. Hosting providers, domain registrars and internet infrastructure occasionally fail, and those are outside our control.
Read this one properly — it matters to both of us.
Before we build a page we look at what's already published about your business — your own listings, directories, local press. Some details we can't confirm, so we leave them blank and ask you to fill them in, or we show you what we found and ask you to confirm it.
Everything on your finished site is yours to check and yours to stand behind. Prices, opening hours, where you're parked, allergen and dietary claims, licences, qualifications, and anything else a customer might rely on. We publish what you give us or what you confirm. We're not responsible for a price that's out of date, an allergen claim that's wrong, or an hour that's changed.
If something on your site is wrong, tell us and we'll fix it — that's what the monthly plan is for.
You confirm that any text, photos, logos or reviews you send us are yours to use, or that you have permission to use them. If someone claims otherwise, we'll take the disputed material down promptly, and you agree to cover any costs or claims that come from material you supplied.
When you've paid, the finished page is yours. The words, the design as built for you, and the file itself. You can move it to another host, hand it to another developer, or edit it yourself. We'll give you a copy on request, in a form you can use, at no charge.
We keep the rights to our own underlying tools and the general techniques we use to build pages. That doesn't restrict anything you do with your site.
We may mention that we built your site, and show a picture of it, as an example of our work. If you'd rather we didn't, say so and we won't.
Email us, or cancel through the link on your receipt. When it stops:
Your web address stays registered in your name, under your control, with your registrar. We only point it at the site. We will never transfer it to ourselves or hold it against payment.
Payments are handled by Stripe. Card details go to Stripe directly — we never see or store your card number.
If we're at fault, our total liability to you is limited to the amount you've paid us in the 12 months before the problem. We're not liable for lost profits, lost business or indirect losses. Nothing here limits liability for fraud, or anything else that can't legally be limited.
We can decline or stop work — with a full refund of anything unused — if we're asked to publish something unlawful, misleading, hateful, or that infringes someone else's rights.
These terms are governed by the laws of the State of Missouri, USA.
If we change these terms, the version that applies to you is the one published when you paid. For the monthly plan we'll give at least 30 days' notice by email before any change takes effect, and you can cancel instead.
This explains what we do with information about you. Short version: we collect very little, we don't sell it, and you can have it deleted by sending one email.
If we emailed you out of the blue, here's exactly how that happened, because you're entitled to know.
If you'd rather not hear from us, reply "no thanks" to any email and we'll remove you within 10 business days and keep only enough to make sure we don't contact you again.
We share with nobody else, unless the law requires it.
Preview pages use your browser's own storage to remember edits you make, so you can close the tab and come back. It stays on your device, we can't read it, and clearing your browser data removes it. It isn't advertising and it isn't shared.
Email craniusmaximusllc@gmail.com and you can:
We'll respond within 30 days, and usually much sooner.
Our service is for businesses. We don't knowingly collect information from anyone under 18.
If we change this notice we'll update the date at the top. If the change is significant and we hold your email, we'll tell you.